Call the Waaaambulance!
Classes haven't even started yet, and my biochem lab professor assigns
homework on MLK Day? What is this bullshit?
It's been decided that there are now thirteen zodiacal signs?
NOOOOOO! You can't do that! It doesn't work that way! The tropical
divisions of the sky are called by the zodiacal names because it's
convenient, not because they're actually delineated by the
constellations. And you need 12, or else the houses won't line
up and the triplicities and quadruplicities will suddenly cease to
exist. Gah! Once again, it is obvious that you shouldn't send a
scientist to do a natural philosopher's work, nor should you send a
pop-culture hack to do the work of an academic. Over 2000 years of
scientists, occultists, and philosophers are turning over in their
graves!
Whyyyyy is there no post on Sundaaaaays??? I wanna validate my account
nooooooow! This is kind of annoying.
I. Am so. Hungry.